Wisconsin man pleads guilty to sex with a couch
A hot little love seat he surely would vouch
A whole lotta cushion
For all of his pushin'
For all of his pushin'
Until her spring popped out and made him scream Ouch!
Gerard Streator Pleads Guilty to Having Sex With Couch
Huffington Post Jun. 27, 2013
Gerard Streator Pleads Guilty to Having Sex With Couch
Huffington Post Jun. 27, 2013