#323 - 08.03.13

New Yorkers are dropping 180 a plop
For bird poop facials - they're hooked and can't stop

        Dropping dough for deuces
        They've got a screw loose-es

And gotta be cuckoo to go near that slop!

Dropping $180 for Bird Poop Facials at NYC Spa
ABC News - Aug. 2, 2013