Saturday, September 21, 2013

#372 - 09.21.13

The man's swerving mower attracted the cops
His blow in the breath test was over the tops
        'Bout his DUI
        The cops asked him why
He said sick of grass - so added barley and hops!

Man Charged with DUI While Riding Lawn Mower
Fox 8 News - Sep. 21, 2013