#396 - 10.15 13

Sex with hundreds of cars made this dude go Vroom Vroom
But only his Love Bug makes his heart go Boom Boom

        The Bug he will marry
        'Cuz he popped her cherry

And her bumpers and headlights make his shaft go Zoom Zoom!

Man Who Has Had Sex With 999 Cars Will Marry VW Beetle
Jalopnik - Oct. 15, 2013