Wednesday, January 22, 2014

#495 - 01.22.14

The pros and cons of wearing Spanx
Your fake hot bod will make men wanks
No muffin top gut
A jelly free butt
But your squished intestines say, No Thanks!

Spanx Crushes More Than Flag: Organs at Risk, Too
Liberty Voice - Jan. 21, 2014

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