Wednesday, March 19, 2014

#551 - 03.19.14

Penis insurance policy goes limp
'Cuz Lloyd's of London won't cover your shrimp
Had your penis detached
A payout you'd have catched
Guess Lloyd's don't care if you get a new limp!

Lloyd's of London Penis Insurance Policy Goes Limp

The Huffington Post - Mar. 18, 2014

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