The LSD laced steak's a tale so trippy
Their bottom round meat oozed more than bloody drippy
It came from Walmart
Their new a la carte
You also get 'shrooms with the NY strip-py!
Florida Walmart Sells Family Steak Laced With LSD
Gawker - Mar. 8, 2014
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