Friday, April 11, 2014

#574 - 04.11.14

When melted gummy bear sex goes real wrong
A gooey mistake that will burn your schlong
The sex sounded real hot
'Til sugar burns they got
Moans and groans of pleasure was not their song!

Gummy Bear Sex Ends With E.R Visit

The Huffington Post- Apr. 10, 2014

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