The pantsless driver gave cops the real reason
His 'Manzilian' wax was really unpleasin'
So raw and itchy
It made him real twitchy
But cops still charged him indecent sleazin'!
Gus Busted Driving Pantsless Blames 'Manzilian'
Newser - May 25, 2014
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