For the World Cup, it's 3 bites and you're out!
We can't see his teeth, 'cuz Suarez does pout
It's a 4 month ban
Can't chomp on a man
His team will lack bite - there just ain't no doubt!
FIFA Charges Luis Suarez for Biting in World Cup
Mashable - Jun. 27, 2014
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