KFC cooked up finger wipin' good towel
Though extra crispy, it tasted foul not fowl
Paper towel deep fried
He's officially tried
Coulda been nasty to pull out of his bowel!
KFC Chicken turns Out To Be Deep-Fried Paper Towel
The Huffington Post - Jun. 30, 2014
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