Seems the gift she snagged was no toy for tots
Vibrator hid in the stroller she gots
She got buzz-ted
By the Fuzz-ted
And since she got caught - no happy G-spots!
Women Tries To hide Stolen Vibrator In Child's Stroller: Cops
The Huffington Post - Jul. 18, 2014
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