Monday, August 25, 2014

#710 - 08.25.14

A genius plan to stay out boozing
The stupid lie was of his choosing
Don't wait up, my Doll
I'm kidnapped, that's all
Instead, I'll bet he caught a bruising!

Man Fakes Kidnapping So He Can Party Without Girlfriend

CNBC - Aug. 24, 2014

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