Burglar asked Homeowners to save his ass
And for his freedom, he would cut their grass
His offer to mow
Cut down with a NO
Poor sod mowed down when his deal they did pass!
Burglar Offers To Mow Lawn If Homeowners Let Him Go
The Huffington Post - Sep. 7, 2014
The Daily Limerick: Volume 1 - Buy on Amazon
And for his freedom, he would cut their grass
His offer to mow
Cut down with a NO
Poor sod mowed down when his deal they did pass!
Burglar Offers To Mow Lawn If Homeowners Let Him Go
The Huffington Post - Sep. 7, 2014
The Daily Limerick: Volume 1 - Buy on Amazon
