No Shit! He's a man without a buttcrack
Been the butt of jokes - so give him some flack
His pants can hang low
No cleavage in tow
A plumbing career he should take a whack!
Man With No Buttcrack Answers Internet's Questions
The Huffington Post - Jan. 13, 2014
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