Did you wreck your bike or you're happy to see me?
His mountain bike crash caused a perma-hard pee-pee
It's all 'cuz his seat
Made his ass feel real neat
All the dangers ahead he didn't foresee-see!
Mountain Bike Crash Causes 7-Week Erection
The Huffington Post - Jan. 14, 2014
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